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Yo Mama is Too!!!!! Fat
Yo mama so fat to an extent that she got to iron her cloths on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she takes her bath in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat to an extent that she begs people to put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat even the richest man in the world couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she comes to party, people sitting behind her can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat when she enters the lifter, the lifter will stand still
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat she has to buy four airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides at the ocean
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat she can’t bath her back
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, the bus stopped